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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called
“ rush hour “.
There are three good reasons to be a teacher: June, July and August.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
Noticing that his son is doing his homework while watching TV, listening to music and chatting online, a father says, “When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was reading books by the light of the fire.” The son replies, “When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was president of the United States.”
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